While I for once could play full confidence in this child Mads alone in his room and thought, yes it can happen is nothing, so all children safe, I looked at today, tomorrow, quickly washed her hair. Had to be, was urgently needed.
And I praised myself lucky that my son finally seemed to be large enough to not have to be under constant surveillance. Oh how I was wrong. And I did not believe my eyes.
Did you know that if you absorbents of your vacuum cleaner a few mountains of baby powder, you'll get the shock of your life? Multiple? Neh, I do not.
Mads was so free, bring me to this physical phenomenon, a practical way.
thought the first two seconds, I still "Cool, Mads can really play so alone!" When he came running to the powder bottle in the bathroom. Then broke my brain into hysterical crying. For Mads, the Snow King had, so to speak, the entire open-access area and themselves, are sprinkled all pillows and beds of the upper floor with baby powder.
baby powder, dammit! Damn! Damn! Argh. But my Zen Mama-balanced gut feeling turned this disaster into a "... Oh, how cute how cute Mads has made white Christmas Oooohw Is not he a clever boy, MY SON Haaaaaah Sigh!."
My
Zen Mama-balanced gut feeling hysterical tried my brain that against the extra work aufmuckte, with the legendary words: "Just suck!" to calm. "Two birds with one stone, it must be tested anyway to clean up here a long time again!"
I had to always rely on my gut feeling. Until today. Because when I had turned on the vacuum cleaner, and I was glad that everything I could as easily and quickly clean up again, with also the top could still perform much-needed Staubsaugaktion that was already three weeks overdue, it happened. Just like that, without warning! My hand struck from the intake manifold and a loud "Bang!" echoed through the hall, as an electric shock of magnitude never felt my arm went up.
been thoughtfully and as I am, I ignored what had happened degree, because that is not so, such a violent blow from a vacuum cleaner. And also I had this shit stuff so with as little as possible physical effort and working so again Remove from even the smallest crack. Can you even get black lung from, neh. Yes everyone knows.
precaution I took the cup but then on only to parts which were made of plastic. Then, as happens so much use. Incredibly,
beat me three seconds later the striker's arm. Damn it! That did WEHEHEHE! Alas!
was full but now I really fed up. Loud cursing, I called the man of the house up. The thought of course that I am exaggerating. Haha! However, ran the first down to get Bauhandschuhe, for vacuuming. And by the bold, with leather gloves hit him occupied, the current in the arm. And he swore. A contented, slightly sardonic smile would spread to my face when I dawned, which could mean: In the knees are clean and everything by hand. Remove all pillows and beds and washing, drying and possibly ironing! But why, the vacuum cleaner was broken again? We had just bought a new, after I had wrecked the old one, with a little water accident involvement?
talcum powder! The shit stuff does something with friction energy and isolation. Do not know, no idea. Damn. Cursing, I dropped by a bucket of soapy water on the knee.
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